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- Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Appear Sexy And Passionate
- Linnocent Had Violated House Arrest
- Pippa Middleton Appearance Dressed In A Black Blouse Open
- Chelsea Handler in the Hamptons
- Stories about LeAnn Rimes
- Tori Spelling was Spotted Today Showing Off Her Growing Baby Belly In A Bikini
- Katie Holmes and daughter Suri spent the day at Joel Silver’s Memorial Day beach party
| Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Appear Sexy And Passionate Posted: 31 May 2011 06:38 AM PDT Just deal with it, people. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is your new Megan Fox. She does endless interviews, she's not that bright, she tries to play the victim and her face is kind of crazy. I might even think that Megan is a better actor than Rosie, judging solely from the absolutely terrible clip released of the new Transformers movie. But today we'll just be discussing Rosie and her multiple magazine covers. Last week, Bedhead covered Rosie's Complex cover story, and today we have her appearances on GQ UK and Elle UK, all for the June and July issues. In Elle, she discussed how she was forced to lose weight in her early days of modeling:
[From Us Weekly] I think what bothers me about someone like Rosie complaining about the issue of body image and weight loss in the modeling industry is that she (and many other models) always make it sound like fait accompli. Like, OF COURSE they had to lose weight, of course they were told to lose weight, of course they didn't stand up and fight for healthier body image representations and of course when they were told to lose weight, they did so with ease (or so they claim). The story is never, "I was told to lose weight and I told them to go screw themselves. But a month later, I started doing blow and then I lost weight. Yay." I guess… I just don't find Rosie's body image struggle particularly sympathetic. Anyway, here are some excerpts from Rosie's GQ UK interview:
[From The Mail] She's not really at the Megan Fox-level of dumb interviews. If this was Megan, she would have told a story about how she was a fake lesbian and thrown in some insults for Michael Bay. In comparison to Fox, Rosie just seems kind of bland. I don't even find these photo shoots particularly interesting or provocative in any way, good or bad. I just don't think Rosie is interesting enough to be anything beyond a model. And even then… I don't know. I used to kind of like her look, but she's plucking my last nerve lately. Oh, and about the Angelina Jolie career goal… well, Rosie should maybe aim lower? Let's aim for Megan Fox, hon.
celebitchy/Elle & GQ photos courtesy of The Fashion Spot and The Mail. |
| Linnocent Had Violated House Arrest Posted: 31 May 2011 06:12 AM PDT Linnocent has been confined to house arrest for several days now, and I guess the blogs and entertainment sites are going through crack-shenanigan withdrawals, because TMZ and People Magazine have had several stories about the ordeal d'Linnocent since her house arrest. Of course, Linnocent is encouraging it. Magically, TMZ got a photo of Linnocent sitting on her deck, "reading scripts" in preparation for her post-house-arrest career comeback. I didn't know porn films had scripts, so now I know. You can see TMZ's photo here – she looks like a 40-year-old methhead sunning herself. In addition to that photo op, Linnocent also posed – once again, outside of her home – for Blu Cigs, an electronic cigarette company that isn't afraid of associating themselves with a crackhead. Several outlets have those photos too, so my guess is that some Blu Cigs representative went to Linnocent and Mother Crackhead, handed them some crisp hundred dollar bills and Linnocent grabbed their product and did a quick photo shoot. You can see those photos here. Meanwhile, People Magazine is making it sound like the LAPD should have been crashing Linnocent's crack den because she dared to step outside of her home. I wonder why they didn't? Oh, right. Because the California legal system is a joke. Here's a list of the dos and don'ts of Linnocent's house arrest:
[From People] I still don't know for sure whether the ankle bracelet simply monitors WHERE she is, or whether she's also being monitored for drugs and alcohol, in a SCRAM-bracelet situation. My guess is that she's not being monitored for drugs and alcohol, and that she's probably really blitzed out RIGHT NOW. So, how long before "someone," you know, "spills" vodka on her anklet? And the LAPD will have to drag Linnocent out of the Marmont by her crack weave. Less than a week is my guess. UPDATE: CB just pointed out that People Magazine's original story claimed that Linnocent COULD drink alcohol while under house arrest. For some reason, People changed it. I wonder why? celebitchy/Photos courtesy of Fame |
| Pippa Middleton Appearance Dressed In A Black Blouse Open Posted: 31 May 2011 05:56 AM PDT I wish Pippa Middleton had a better poker face. Her sister does – true, there are lots of photos where Kate's veil has dropped and you see the naked ambition in her eyes, and in recent photos, you can see the happiness/smugness of finally achieving her endgame, her nine-year (Waity) goal. But for the most part, Kate's face can very easily become a mask, never tense, never upset, never emotional, never put out. Kate often adopts a look of "I know you're looking at me and that's fine, but don't think you know me." Pippa seems incapable of reticence, of mystery, of holding something back. My take on her is that she's like the royal-family version of a Kardashian. Simply being photographed, becoming extremely famous in her own right for barely anything, and Pippa enjoys every second of it, loving the attention and the cameras like a C-list celebrity shilling a reality show. That's what we're watching at this point – The Pippa Show. Anyway, these are photos of Pippa in France yesterday for the French Open. I still think Pippa is trying to end up with a title, but I'm not sure if this is the way to do – daily paparazzi outings, even internationally (Madrid, now Paris), and now this nearly see-through blouse. Thankfully, she's wearing a bra (for a second I did think those were her nipples though). Still… duchesses don't wear see-through blouses to the French Open. My mother would refer to this as "advertising". That's exactly what Pippa is doing – duchess advertising.
[From The Mail] She wants to marry this George Percy guy. Even though the British papers are still claiming that Pippa and Alex Loudon are together – and they might be, technically – I think Pippa has seen what her sister got, and she wants to compete. While Alex is certainly a dish (I find him attractive), Pippa wants to "marry up". And she's never been in a better position to see what else she can get. Unfortunately, I don't think Pippa has Waity's infinite patience. Pippa's not going to review her options much longer. I feel like she's going to try to nail down this Duchess of Northumberland thing in the next few months. Note: the photos of Pippa in the brown jacket are from her daily pap'ing in London on Friday. The photos of Pippa in the black short-sleeved blouse are from Monday, in Paris. Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN. |
| Chelsea Handler in the Hamptons Posted: 31 May 2011 05:37 AM PDT These are photos of Chelsea Handler at the Memorial Day kick-off party in the Hamptons, sponsored (and for, I think) Hamptons Magazine. No, maybe the "kick-off" is for the "Hamptons season"…? Meaning that everybody who owns a house in the Hamptons opens it up officially on Memorial Day? Sure. Whatever. I don't know Hamptons House Etiquette. I'm too busy eating baby seal pate on my yacht whilst rubbing diamond cream on my ass implants. Anyway, Chelsea is the cover girl for Hamptons Magazine's newest issue. Look at how nice the photo shoot is: She looks almost pretty, very beachy and very much like her BFF Jennifer Aniston. Now look at the photos from the Memorial Day event. I mean… good God, was she on some kind of crazy bender and she just decided to show up to a party without sleep? She looks like a character actress with a meth problem who is constantly being typecast as "Crackhead #2" on various cop shows. The contrast between "the real Chelsea" and the 'Shopped Chelsea on the cover is even more stark considering that they made her pose in front of the cover! Oh, cruel world. Cruel magazine! By the way, in the interview with Hamptons Magazine, Chelsea called out P. Diddy, because apparently it's like looking in a mirror or something. She tells the magazine: "P. Diddy was the only one I was like, 'Get away from me.' He's so late all the time — maybe he won't show up in the Hamptons until summer is over… [but] rappers are great interviews because they just don't really care and they are willing to say anything. And I love that because that's kind of how I am. They all hit on me. I love Pharrell and thought he was really sweet. Nelly, too." No comment. celebitchy/Photos courtesy of WENN. |
| Posted: 31 May 2011 05:27 AM PDT A few weeks ago, I wrote the first LeAnn Rimes story (on this site) in a couple of months. I warned the obsessive pro and anti-LeAnn people to keep everything respectful and sane, and… well, some of you followed through. Many put in a good effort at trying to dial it down, and I appreciate it. Let's see if you can do even better with this story, because I have been dying to write about so much LeAnn stuff. You see, I find LeAnn to be crazy and I think it's hilarious to make fun of her too – but I know how to dial it down, okay? Follow my lead. First of all, these are all photos that LeAnn Rimes tweeted (twit-pic'd) herself, on her account. I hadn't gone to LeAnn's Twitter account in a while, so I was so pleased to find so much hilarity on there. She's changed all of her old photos and now her page is filled with images of Eddie Cibrian looking brooding in a tuxedo and a gown-clad LeAnn demurely SQUINTING at the ground. Anyway, LeAnn and Eddie have been on their "honeymoon" and they've been photographed a lot, mostly in swimwear. As you can imagine (and see here), it's all pretty gross, but unfortunately (or fortunately), we didn't have access to any of the honeymoon photos. So LeAnn is trying to help us out, really. She wants us to write about her honeymoon. She wants us to have photos to go with our story. LeAnn tweeted these bikini photos and went on rampage against some of followers who were claiming that she looked kind of gross and bony in her bikini. LeAnn reported, on Twitter, with "Those are called abs, not bones, love… This is my body, and I can promise you I'm a healthy girl. I'm just lean. Thanks for your concern, but no need to be." Oh, LeAnn. NO. Remember when she used to have a cute little athletic figure? Remember when her face was a little bit fuller and her crazy face wasn't so… pointy? She's never going to be a great beauty, but this weight loss had made her lose touch completely. She looks like she's post-op. Elisabetta Canalis looks more feminine than LeAnn. I will say this though – her bolt-ons aren't looking as crazy as they were. Maybe they've settled in? Oh, one last thing: she was also tweeting about seeing little girls on the beach and she wrote, "They are maybe 6 and 8. Makes me want one." It's coming, y'all. And it's going to be epic.
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| Tori Spelling was Spotted Today Showing Off Her Growing Baby Belly In A Bikini Posted: 31 May 2011 04:49 AM PDT Tori Spelling, Dean McDermott and their kids are spending Memorial Day at the beach and Tori was spotted today showing off her growing baby belly. Tori is looking great in her bikini at the beach in Malibu, and her kids look like they're ready for a fun day in the water. I had no idea though that Tori had such a huge tattoo on her rib cage – anyone know what it says?
imnotobsessed/Photos by FAME |
| Katie Holmes and daughter Suri spent the day at Joel Silver’s Memorial Day beach party Posted: 31 May 2011 02:45 AM PDT Looks like the beach was a popular destination for celebs this Memorial Day! Katie Holmes and daughter Suri spent the day at Joel Silver's Memorial Day beach party. Katie and Suri looked like they were having a great time playing in the beach, but I think Katie is one of the only people I know who wears high heels in the sand! Not the most practical choice in footwear, but at least she looks great!
imnotobsessed/Photos by FLYNET |
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